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Hot drinks that aren't normal tea review thread
"MELLOW BIRDS"
WTF is this shit? Diluted dishwater flavoured powder made by a company who normally makes processed cheese. Tastes like the brown watery ming found at the bottom of an old kitchen bin. I had two sips and had to chuck it down the sink. Then bad stuff started happening. People came into work and shouted at me for stuff that wasn't my fault and stuff broke. All because of Mellow Birds. Furthermore it was the day after Racist Question Time so it will forever be associated with Nick Griffin and the BNP in my mind. Mellow Birds, an evil drink for hate-filled idiots.
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