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what's blue and smells of red paint?.......BLUE PAINT!
please share your finest
because it was stollen.
because neither can drive a tractor.
How did they know the girl from 'Jaws' had dandruff?
They found her Head & Shoulders on the beach.
one says to the other 'how do you drive this thing?'
Stealing my limelight. You diva.
don't blame me, Amish-bait
Binbag the Sailor
Ballbag the sailor.
One says, "Phew, it's hot in here."
The other says, "Shit! A talking sausage!"
None. They're called Refuse Logisticians now.
"i refuse to beleive you!"
"and they refuse to leave the bins where they found them!"
"and they often refuse to go to work!"
Because it was pissed off.
3. 1 to make the dough and 2 to peel the m&ms.
getting hold of 3.1 blondes?
a. because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
q. what happened to the man who fell off his bike?
a. he brushed himself down and regained composure.
A car park.
to get to the other bride
because it hadn't got a face.