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Polish+Hull = SUPERALCOHOLIC
they managed to go shopping after 3 bottles of vodka.
"Judge Roger Thorn QC said a message needed to be sent out that people who carry knives will be locked up."
he wasn't carrying a knife, he was the drunkest man in britain, someone had stolen his sausages, and there happened to be a knife nearby. It's pretty inevitable.
"Hey comrade that's the worst wurst I've ever seen. Step into my proletarian collective and say that, you cumberland fascist. Eat Chorizo you pinko commy. And that dear readers is how wars start, today a simple sausage tomorrow the annexation of the Sudetenland."
Sausage based combat is a well, known Polish national pastime
not been rasist or nething but if it had been an english man stabbing an easten european we would ov been f.u.c.ked and lifed off but all he got was a year and half not gd he still stabbed some1
I've seen those turn ugly.