So, flu...where have you been?
So I got the shits in a chip shop setting. I slumped on the glass and lubricated my trousers with as much effort as a weasel sneeze. The heat caused drips to sprout from my face and fall in the batter like spearm to the flame. I needed Nordic mist, so went outside and felt like a gift to the Earth.
The slut group of Chavs that surrounded the entrance ruined the veneer. I had shat myself. In a chip shop. Near some mushrooms pies.
I've been drinking every night for 7 consecutive day, corroding my immunity and allowing the flu virus to lay gypsy blankets on my nervous system. Watch that Friday deadline sink with my energy.
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they've been off to fight Flamengo again
in the fla-flu derby.
Sorry, franky baby
This reference has gone right over my head
Here, wikipedia will help
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluminense_Football_Club
it should say something about the fla-flu derby if you scroll down, it's basically a huge rivalry in Brazilian football between Flamengo and Fluminese, two clubs from Rio.
I'm impressed
and i feel a little sick
sounds like a bit of a shitty night chief
sorry i was being faeces-tious
:D Pun fun
It was a shit night. I spent Sunday in my mates blankets. Shivering. Sweating. Dampening the household.
sounds vaguely homoerotic
so have you got the swines? i had le swines, it was a laugh and a half. i toughed it out like a bloody trooper, or like some kind of young white male version of Tina Turner. The swines being Ike in this instance.
:D
That's some good posting.
I had the swines back in summer. This is just normal, household, commonplace flu...but it seems worse because I've been going days without food etc.
I need to start eating properly.
do you want you're own newspaper mini column?
If they coughed up the stone cakes.
It would be like Tracey Emin's old column in The Independant. But more shit.
you're words are better than julie burchills though.
I wishhs i hadnt said julie burchil, its made me feel even sicker, but im holdin in, it will pass soon, Ive been having some soma i hope i wont heave it, im going tpo listen to some caroline herve (miss kittin)
fullerov was asking after you earlier
I know. He's a lovely lad for noticing my absence.
I've been waaaay too busy for internet dossing.