good to see dis' reviews up to their normal standard
"Supervisor: Good, now suckle my balls. Start with the left one, the leftfield choice. That’s it.. Ahhhhh, look sunset rubdown, there is no underground resistance, no-one’s a hippy, no-one’s a punk, least of all the hippies and punks. Now deliver Kelpe’s refurbished N97, his quite small cheque so he can eat, and then come back to caress my balls. We’ve got more potentially exciting music to appropriate. Kelpe’s just one in a long line, a long fucking line."
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Sounds like I should read it.
Where is this?
oh yeah, link
http://drownedinsound.com/releases/14838/reviews/4138324
Woah...
I like this type of review
link pls..
It's like that Sam Isaac one. There's really not much point in describing literally what it sounds like innit...you can hear it for yourself for free.
I thought it was a really good read....
"we’re the octopus of fuck" is brilliant.
Also... "their track gets a kick in the downloads so hard their scrotum parachutes them down from the stratosphere"
Top stuff!
Concept reviews can be a bit wanky,
But then again, as an old fan of Amiga Power, I'm prepared to give a lot of them the benefit of the doubt. I liked that one.
Yeah, that guy's a massive douche.
Think that's the third review of is i've read, all shit.
A poet wot dunt know it.
Pitchfork are the only ones who do these type of reviews well
Are you serious?
Pitchfork ones are almost always awful.
^ hasn't read their review of Windowlicker
this is one of my favourites:
http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/357-out-of-exile/
I was already laughing by the time I got to "only communicates"
:D
"places chris cornell will drink you"
brilliant.
How do you get to write for DiS?
I could write wacky reviews like this. Easy. Probably. Maybe. Well, you know.
But seriously, how?
write some samples
send them to andrzej @ drowned in sound dot com
DiS reviews used to be rly good*, look
http://drownedinsound.com/releases/3115/reviews/5104
*read; suited to my tastes
aye
Gen was fantastic :( probably still is, but dunno who she rights for now.
my reviews were sometimes half as good as hers, but normally pretty. shite. my only 'concept review' was also piss poor looking back.
I tried to write a kinda concept review for DiS last week
I liked it a lot at the time. I feel slightly ashamed looking back a week later.
Damn concepts...
why would anyone read a music review
everyone stop now