It doesn't even feel right. Like, if the tissues are away over there and you can't be arsed moving, so you use a sheet of A4 paper - it doesn't feel right, on your nose! That's what makes it wrong.
I'm talking, you're asleep on a friend's floor in Manchester and are too desperate to sleep to get out of bed and go to the toilet to get a tissue and end up waking up thoroughly, so you reach inside your bag and get the jumper you've not worn and give it a cheeky nose-blow?
no
unless it's with your hand and over the bathroom sink I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
I draw the line at bus stops.
and door handles.
Only if you're a guy who goes to shows
I am the show
well...
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4175711
Wiping your nose is something you can normally get away with
I mean walking over to a towel hung on a radiator and giving your nose a good, big, snotty, grotty, sticky, hangy blow.
Best feeling ever. Satisfying results. Better than jizm.
Ewwwww!
...touch me?
Nah, no way, man.
It doesn't even feel right. Like, if the tissues are away over there and you can't be arsed moving, so you use a sheet of A4 paper - it doesn't feel right, on your nose! That's what makes it wrong.
Who mentioned A4 Paper?
I'm talking, you're asleep on a friend's floor in Manchester and are too desperate to sleep to get out of bed and go to the toilet to get a tissue and end up waking up thoroughly, so you reach inside your bag and get the jumper you've not worn and give it a cheeky nose-blow?
Isn't that okay?
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4204757#r4972019
No, that's totally gross.
Crusty snot on a jumper is totally not cool.