You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter? Three wood.
Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch.
You have entered "power drive". Now, push seven eight seven to swing.
Ball is in: parking lot. Would you like to play again?
You have selected "no".

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