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poo thread @ 2.30?
I think he used to work here.
soon as it hits 3.30 im letting rip tho
then you're doing it wrong
does he wax his anus? if so, then i could see that. otherwise it would really depend on the fluidity of said poo
he just tries to eat healthy so that the poo just slides right out
even vegans must get one of 'those' poos tho, the ones that inexplicably graft themselves to your beard and you literally have to tear the hairs out of your arse to get rid of it. ive not had one of them for ages, so i must be due
I'm your new nemesis. You newmesis, if you will.
(Blackfriars Road if you must know).
A pedestrian and a cyclist had the following exchange:
Pedestrian: 'OI! That was a red light!'
Cyclist (disappearing down road): 'Your mum's a red light!'
Admit it. The clues are all there
'I was walking down the road'.
a bit. well not really is it? ok.
YOU'RE mums a red light.
would he be right in either scenario?
'Your mum has a red light' as in 'your mum's a prostitute'. But no, it was definitely 'your mum IS a red light'.
It makes me like it more, the fact that he didn't even bother to take it to the next level.
friend: "THANKS" sarcastically as old woman doesnt say thanks for him holding the door open
granny: "no YOU are"
friend: "no...YOU are"
granny: "no you are!"
friend: "no YOU are!"
we wont see the likes of those days again.
Man 1: 'Hey, what happened to that trainer you used to have that looked a bit like Rick Astley?'
Man 2, quick as a flash: 'You're not going to believe this, but he gave up'
I enjoyed it immensely.
otherwise, you wouldnt have got it.
how comes they're so minted?
it's just a conversation
which you might find rather ribald
and was exclusively occupied by cocksuckers up until this post.
In conclusion, it is my belief that the initial request has not been satisfied.
She's pretty much an expert.
(i like the way this thread is slowly crawling to an ugly end)
I'm assuming there's more than one expert in the canon./
(i hate this thread with all my mite/might)
What have I missed?
The very future of this place is in jeopardy, and I think this thread is clear proof of that fact
^ genuine question
^ genuine answer
^ genuine description
^ genuine spelling mistake
like that offspring song
this thread cant get any worse.
COME ON, REVEAL MOTHERFUCKER.
but sure enough, there it is.
i think its more a word mis-use.
Grammtic is actually a type of central American burrowing mammal.
'Hey, Maria, what's that noise?'
'No you worry yourself Alberto, is only a Grammtic on the roof again'
'Ay ay ay, those pesky grammtics will be the death of me'
^ marias catchphrase. always results in roaring laughter/applause.
Ay ay ay.
and grammtics obvs.
Alberto and Maria are two Costa Ricans of pensionable age, living in a tin-roofed shack in San Jose. Every night, something new climbs on the roof. Usually it's an Australasian or a Grammtic, but sometimes it's a drunken Paolo Wanchope singing Stock, Aitken and Waterman songs.
'Who put that there?'
'It was Rossi, I think.'
'Ay ay ay!'
It's been clinically dead for at least two hours.
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