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Why is the world full of people who ask irredeemably stupid questions?
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some guy pulled the handle off our upstairs toilet.
he was going 'i thought this was a toilet? is it broken? it has a toilet sign on it' and we were like 'yes it is a toilet, but there's somebody in there!' and he just kept pulling until the handle came off.
he didn't even say sorry, what a tosser.
so it just meant we had to kind of claw the door open if we wanted to use it. The person inside came out and was like 'what the fuck was that?'
Was it busy?
paaarrrrrp thwack plop plop plop, I'm done now mate, its a bit messy though, you still wanna use it ? terrible bum gravy you see'