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I have an excuse: I'm a loser.
hence my 'i'm a loser' statement earlier.
It's driving me mad. I heard Neil Young wrote some songs on one of his earlier albums with an extreme fever, so maybe I should write a song as good as 'Cowgirl in the Sand' or something.
I'm gonna have to stick on some Neil Young right now
been in bed all afternoon with migraine. Anything more taxing and I'll implode.
but its alright cos I'm having a good time
even though I missed half of john and edward because my burger was hotter than the sun and I had to go out to get some milk to cool my mouth down and then I couldn't open the packet of mayonnaise so I ripped it with my teeth and pretty much all of it burst in my mouth.
you needed to cool your mouth down but ended up with a load of gloopy white stuff exploding into your mouth?
how do you plead?
Completely exhausted now. It was really useful in the sense that now I know I can write a passable piece of short fiction in under twenty minutes... but I'm not sure I'd choose to again. Exhausting socially too.
And the X Factor contestants are pretty good this year you know
no-one should need an excuse but if you want one I'm putting all my music onto iTunes ready for my move on Monday as my CDs will be left at home. If my connection doesn't start working a little faster then I might not get all my music on there in time :(
And MOTD is on in 15 minutes.
I've spent all my party pennies on the Portsmouth social scene (a social scene made up of the docklands finest iron fists, studenty types and shirts with sweat from the 90s club scene).
and the X Factor is fucking shit.
I lied and I'm not sure why.
your father and i are very disappointed in you.
Chris said if I didn't lick the battery he would break my Mighty Max!
and as a result, the boyfriend has gone off in a sulk :\
I said ''is that when the beret dissolves and ruins your fantastic look?''
too old to go out 2 nights in a row nowadays.
and i'm too boring to go out 2 nights in a row nowadays.
but on this occasion, I'm a loser with an essay to write and I CAN'T DO IT, IT'S TOO DIFFICULT, I CAN'T WRITE FOR SHIT OMG I'M GOING TO FAIL so I'm wasting time on the internet while I think of something to say.
YOU CAN DO IT!
I have at least got 358 words out of a minimum of 1,500, so at a last resort maybe I can just repeat what I've written so far in slightly different words 4 more times and hope that the marker isn't paying attention.
but im flat broke until thursday. boo.
fuck you, thats why
it was shit.
Plus a five hour bus home today with a baby screaming THE WHOLE TIME.
but then again, look at the expression of pure joy on that birds face. wish i was that happy. and that colour, then id get all the chicks.
is letterkenny rly 5 hours from dublin? christ. awful, awful. i hope youve learned your lesson drake. NEVER GO TO LETTERKENNY
I've learnt my lesson the hard way. it's about four hours but the bus stopped a million times and then i had to get another feckin bus when i got into town. AND IT WAS FREEZING.
probably wouldn't go out anyway. Don't really like coming back home from uni
Later, I will probably be staying in missing out a party because I am underage and don't feel like risking my fake birthdate citation failing me tonight. Only one and a half months left until I'm legal, at least.
YES YOU CAN
Though I really think my citation would keep me out of trouble with them since they gave it to me, but some bars don't agree and are super wary.
i'm enjoying mine. i've been going out far too often lately, nice to just chill out for the evening in a quiet house.
I just got back il have you know. I went boxixg today and now have some fantastic bruising in the region of my false ribs. i think il read some papers on c reactive protein. Exciting times in the life of splenic_artery
tell us something interesting about the pineal gland or something splenic
Ah the third eye. it either makes you mad, or it makes you great. or it does nothing at all.
Yeah, that's right. Then I watched MOTD. Today was a good day.
now i'm full of japanese food and gin. YAY.
but full of chinese food & corona ( well 4 bottles worth anyway)
and have things to read...other than DiS.
and i'm sat here with cheap wine and cheese and onion crisp listening to Tigermilk and i'm fucking enjoying it thank you. i don't need to get turned down by women all night or pay £4 for a drink to 'enjoy' myself
trying to be a musician is fucking horrible at times.
I don't care. I enjoyed x-factor. It's fun.
Yes, I did just say that. Only mainly cos I'd like to have sex with the welsh girl.
oh i wish i could have gone out.
then went to the football club and his friend did sexy danciing with me and it's sickening. WHY?!??!!?!?!?!?1111 omne
i'm really drunk; also.
tune in if anyone wants a listen
tom robinson is playing two session tracks we did for lamacq.
Should be on in five mins or so x
and i have training tomorrow :/
and then drank some peach juice and now i am on the internet,
stupid dis, that wasnt suposed to go there.