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say you were intent on committing suicide right? And you give away all your belongings....

countzero [Edit] [Delete] 21 replies 20:42, 21 October '09

got a massive bank loan and fly off to some exotic island and with the intent to top yourself.

Then you're in the Island, you meet a beautiful Amazonian Queen on the beach and you think "you know, life isn't so bad'.

Then you realise that you can't possibly afford to pay back that loan you got, and it's a bit embarrassing asking for all your stuff back form your mate. And you've been sacked for not turning up to work.

Would you still top yourself to avoid the aggro back home?

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  • Stay on the island. Build a new identity.

    IrishMagpie | 21 Oct '09, 20:44 | X
    • it's a fleeting romance

      and you're credit card is going to max out in two weeks

      countzero @IrishMagpie | 21 Oct '09, 20:45 | X
      • IrishMagpie's response stands.

        You're not allowed to add details after you've already laid out the story and asked for answers.

        poptimusgrime @countzero | 21 Oct '09, 21:08 | X
        • that's too easy dammit!

          countzero @poptimusgrime | 21 Oct '09, 21:14 | X
  • this sounds like the plot of a film

    brusma | 21 Oct '09, 20:48 | X
    • you're onto something

      I think there's a short story in there somewhere at least

      countzero @brusma | 21 Oct '09, 20:53 | X
      • it'd end up as a ""romantic" "comedy""

        probably starring seth rogen and jessica alba

        brusma @countzero | 21 Oct '09, 20:56 | X
        • yeh but if I throw in

          AIDS and black people then it becomes a gritty black comedy innit?

          countzero @brusma | 21 Oct '09, 20:58 | X
          • tbh

            it'd just be the same thing less tasteful

            brusma @countzero | 21 Oct '09, 21:00 | X
            • hmm

              seth rogen and anna faris?

              tomatron @brusma | 21 Oct '09, 21:07 | X
    • .

      Rob Schneider, derp derp dee derp derpeedeedo, an island! Derp derp dee derp derpeedeedo, a massive credit card bill. Now, he must learn derp derp derp, and some things derp derp dee derp! Flibbydeeflobbydeefloo. PG13.

      Parsefone @brusma | 21 Oct '09, 20:58 | X
      manbearpig this'd this
      • i hate you

        <3

        sophiacherryx @Parsefone | 21 Oct '09, 21:01 | X
      • :D

        Rooob Schneider in 'dangerwank in the sun'

        countzero @Parsefone | 21 Oct '09, 21:02 | X
  • I'd marry her and become the Amazonian king

    and then I'd abuse my position for monetary gains

    alcoholic | 21 Oct '09, 20:51 | X
  • no way

    aggro v. nothing, i'll take the aggro, or just run away.
    dying is giving in

    death is FINAL
    if things are bad, run away!

    sophiacherryx | 21 Oct '09, 20:58 | X
    • I was wondering

      how many people top themselves because they were too far gone in preperation

      countzero @sophiacherryx | 21 Oct '09, 21:01 | X
      • and how many are talked back by charismatic figures

        http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/10/02/hull-city-boss-phil-brown-talks-woman-out-of-suicide-leap-from-bridge-115875-21717056/

        brusma @countzero | 21 Oct '09, 21:05 | X
        • Now, if there's one man who I'd pay to see a film of...

          Parsefone @brusma | 21 Oct '09, 21:14 | X
        • The woman, who claimed "she was 40-plus but looked a lot younger than that", then "tootled off back to wherever she came from".

          countzero @brusma | 21 Oct '09, 21:17 | X
  • I'd go through with my solo suicide pact.

    Amazon wimmin aren't really that hot, are they. You see them in the films and they're all scary and muscular and unibrowed and tall and monosyllabic in speech. I'd probably end up dead anyway - i.e. death by snu-snu.

    poptimusgrime | 21 Oct '09, 21:19 | X
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