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say you were intent on committing suicide right? And you give away all your belongings....
got a massive bank loan and fly off to some exotic island and with the intent to top yourself.
Then you're in the Island, you meet a beautiful Amazonian Queen on the beach and you think "you know, life isn't so bad'.
Then you realise that you can't possibly afford to pay back that loan you got, and it's a bit embarrassing asking for all your stuff back form your mate. And you've been sacked for not turning up to work.
Would you still top yourself to avoid the aggro back home?
Stay on the island. Build a new identity.
it's a fleeting romance
and you're credit card is going to max out in two weeks
IrishMagpie's response stands.
You're not allowed to add details after you've already laid out the story and asked for answers.
that's too easy dammit!
this sounds like the plot of a film
you're onto something
I think there's a short story in there somewhere at least
it'd end up as a ""romantic" "comedy""
probably starring seth rogen and jessica alba
yeh but if I throw in
AIDS and black people then it becomes a gritty black comedy innit?
tbh
it'd just be the same thing less tasteful
hmm
seth rogen and anna faris?
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Rob Schneider, derp derp dee derp derpeedeedo, an island! Derp derp dee derp derpeedeedo, a massive credit card bill. Now, he must learn derp derp derp, and some things derp derp dee derp! Flibbydeeflobbydeefloo. PG13.
i hate you
<3
:D
Rooob Schneider in 'dangerwank in the sun'
I'd marry her and become the Amazonian king
and then I'd abuse my position for monetary gains
no way
aggro v. nothing, i'll take the aggro, or just run away.
dying is giving in
death is FINAL
if things are bad, run away!
I was wondering
how many people top themselves because they were too far gone in preperation
and how many are talked back by charismatic figures
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/10/02/hull-city-boss-phil-brown-talks-woman-out-of-suicide-leap-from-bridge-115875-21717056/
Now, if there's one man who I'd pay to see a film of...
The woman, who claimed "she was 40-plus but looked a lot younger than that", then "tootled off back to wherever she came from".
I'd go through with my solo suicide pact.
Amazon wimmin aren't really that hot, are they. You see them in the films and they're all scary and muscular and unibrowed and tall and monosyllabic in speech. I'd probably end up dead anyway - i.e. death by snu-snu.