don't worry I won't try it again tomorrow.

Anyways a very quick synopsis of the second episode in finals week. They had to cook for a corporate event at Stamford Brige involving some top sportsmen and women (smug rowing gimp James Cracknell and take that fucking laughable cap off when you're eating Kevin Pietersen).

Gregg was nowhere to be seen, I suspect a banning order from his Millwall hooligan days prevented him entering Stamford Brige.

Woman was on starters - she made asparagus crowns and some other stuff. She took so long making her crowns at one point she had to consider abandoning them and just putting them on the plate loose, she stared at Michel Roux Jnr 30 times within 10 seconds whilst deciding what to do. She went for the crowns. Michel approved. Corporate sport whores and hanger ons liked the dish.

Earl was on mains. He made lamb and some other stuff. Nothing eventful happened really. Pietersen and that cap approved, what does he know.

Bamos was last with the dessert. The blast chiller tried to sabotage his jelly but thank Christ it all worked out in the end. Everyone approved.

Sports whores clapped whilst they stood there.

Other stuff happened in the first half of the show but that was a bit rubbish. I think they're cooking for some doctors or something tonight.

Cheers