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Oh God - juthink your DiS posts will still be readable when you're liek...50?

ehwhat [Edit] [Delete] 25 replies 17:22, 20 October '09

imagine coming back to your Primrose Hill townhouse, kissing your sports model-World cinema professor wife, checking in on old Pipes who's in the kitchen basting the venison and ironing your evening standard. Your three adoring children bring you their apotless report cards as you power up your hologram imac from the future and log in to find someone has dredged up that thread you did about knobcheese or something.

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  • Fuck when I'm 50

    Once I've hit Submit, the regret usually kicks in before the page has finished reloading.

    joeymahone | 20 Oct '09, 17:26 | X
  • This is my legacy to my children.

    I'm gonna give my son my password for his 18th birthday, he can continue my strong tradition.

    And my daughter can have Bastard_cat

    Judge_B | 20 Oct '09, 17:29 | X
  • Don't worry

    All your current posts will be lost in the great quantum-nano phase upgrade of 2018

    JohnM | 20 Oct '09, 17:32 | X
  • well some of the posts from older boards i have been on in 2001 are still there

    which is fucking hilarius

    justanothersheeldz | 20 Oct '09, 17:34 | X
  • I print out every thread I post in and file it in the archives.

    I hope they'll be readable unless the bloody rats get in again.

    icouldwinarabbit | 20 Oct '09, 17:36 | X
  • This is pretty much how it is already

    Anschul | 20 Oct '09, 17:38 | X
  • By the time we (that is those of us in their 20s) are in our 50s,

    reading will have been abandoned and we'll have robots read everything out loud for us. But, because they're robots, everything will be in binary (even though they'll repeat it in English). So they won't be able to read out our DiS posts (unless this text is transformed into binary or something I dunno I'm not good with computers in that way). It's simple Wall-E stuff, really.

    poptimusgrime | 20 Oct '09, 17:39 | X
  • You and meths had better hope the internet isn't around next year then

    Royter-Hatfood | 20 Oct '09, 17:40 | X
    • That doesn't make sense, sorry.

      YOU'RE 49/OLDER THAN IT'S COOL TO BE!!!111 METHS IS 30!!! BAMOS IS FROM THE NORTH etc etc one one one

      Royter-Hatfood @Royter-Hatfood | 20 Oct '09, 17:42 | X
      • In answer to your original question:

        I hope not.

        Royter-Hatfood @Royter-Hatfood | 20 Oct '09, 17:43 | X
      • Timing!

        Judge_B @Royter-Hatfood | 20 Oct '09, 17:44 | X
      • Timing!

        Judge_B @Royter-Hatfood | 20 Oct '09, 17:45 | X
        • 16:46?

          Royter-Hatfood @Judge_B | 20 Oct '09, 17:48 | X
        • Timing!

          Judge_B @Judge_B | 20 Oct '09, 17:48 | X
    • remember when meths quit?

      that was a day

      cyberdemon @Royter-Hatfood | 20 Oct '09, 17:42 | X
      • i never did.

        meths @cyberdemon | 20 Oct '09, 17:50 | X
        • quit, left, whatever, you weren't here.

          cyberdemon @meths | 20 Oct '09, 18:33 | X
    • Jesus.

      JE..

      sus

      ehwhat @Royter-Hatfood | 20 Oct '09, 17:47 | X
      • Strugglingtogetyourwordsout...GRANDAD!

        PRIDE

        Royter-Hatfood @ehwhat | 20 Oct '09, 17:58 | X
        • Go home.

          bamos @Royter-Hatfood | 20 Oct '09, 18:03 | X
          • Still got half an hour to go

            :'(

            Royter-Hatfood @bamos | 20 Oct '09, 18:04 | X
            • >

              http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a269/ehwhat/royp.jpg

              ehwhat @Royter-Hatfood | 20 Oct '09, 18:11 | X
              Royter-Hatfood and Lucien this'd this
  • in that case

    dear my future children,
    i hate each of you more than the last. now make my dinner, cunts

    inside-outside | 20 Oct '09, 17:59 | X
  • It doesn't matter

    Since DiS lost mine and olegrich's Jeff the policeman stories, future generations will miss out on my genius anyway

    LordLuciusBanter | 20 Oct '09, 18:09 | X
  • .

    The body of a 50 year old man has been discovered in his East London home after neighbours reported a foul smell emanating from his basement studio flat. Local resident Linda Bitchslap discovered the body after entering the flat with a spare key to recover her Dyson Analnavigator; which she had loaned to the deceased 3 days prior to his death.

    “It was horrible…there were Indian takeout boxes strewn on the floor and the lumpy bastard was lopped out on his chair in front of the computer” she told the Independent, the only newspaper in existence.

    Police confirm that the man simply known as ‘Zero’ to his neighbours, died of massive a heart attack in front of his computer. Internal haemorrhaging due to a Dyson Anal Navigator may or may not have contributed to his death. Mr Zero’s computer was still operational when police entered the property; displaying an error message from the website drownedinsound: ‘Rails Application Error - Rails app failed+searchterm ‘Isis are shit aren’t they?’.

    Classic rock band Isis are planning on a UK tour with long time pals Radiohead this Winter.

    countzero | 20 Oct '09, 18:31 | X
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