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Oh God - juthink your DiS posts will still be readable when you're liek...50?
imagine coming back to your Primrose Hill townhouse, kissing your sports model-World cinema professor wife, checking in on old Pipes who's in the kitchen basting the venison and ironing your evening standard. Your three adoring children bring you their apotless report cards as you power up your hologram imac from the future and log in to find someone has dredged up that thread you did about knobcheese or something.
Fuck when I'm 50
Once I've hit Submit, the regret usually kicks in before the page has finished reloading.
This is my legacy to my children.
I'm gonna give my son my password for his 18th birthday, he can continue my strong tradition.
And my daughter can have Bastard_cat
Don't worry
All your current posts will be lost in the great quantum-nano phase upgrade of 2018
well some of the posts from older boards i have been on in 2001 are still there
which is fucking hilarius
I print out every thread I post in and file it in the archives.
I hope they'll be readable unless the bloody rats get in again.
This is pretty much how it is already
By the time we (that is those of us in their 20s) are in our 50s,
reading will have been abandoned and we'll have robots read everything out loud for us. But, because they're robots, everything will be in binary (even though they'll repeat it in English). So they won't be able to read out our DiS posts (unless this text is transformed into binary or something I dunno I'm not good with computers in that way). It's simple Wall-E stuff, really.
You and meths had better hope the internet isn't around next year then
That doesn't make sense, sorry.
YOU'RE 49/OLDER THAN IT'S COOL TO BE!!!111 METHS IS 30!!! BAMOS IS FROM THE NORTH etc etc one one one
In answer to your original question:
I hope not.
Timing!
Timing!
16:46?
Timing!
remember when meths quit?
that was a day
i never did.
quit, left, whatever, you weren't here.
Jesus.
JE..
sus
Strugglingtogetyourwordsout...GRANDAD!
PRIDE
Go home.
Still got half an hour to go
:'(
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http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a269/ehwhat/royp.jpg
in that case
dear my future children,
i hate each of you more than the last. now make my dinner, cunts
It doesn't matter
Since DiS lost mine and olegrich's Jeff the policeman stories, future generations will miss out on my genius anyway
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