"And together we are... John and Edward!". Their performance on X Factor this weekend was the greatest moment in TV history. It was the moment that pop actually ate itself, entrails and all.
Honestly, I'd take this over all the Yo La Tengo b-sides collections you could throw at me. I nearly wet myself. And very nearly actually picked up the phone to vote. Imagine if Cowell is landed with these chumps on his label.
And for those who don't watch the X Factor because, you know, they have lives and stuff, I have one thing to say. You have no idea what you are missing. No idea at all.