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Dear Whitney Houston
Before making your first UK live performance for a gazillion years, it's probably best to lay off the crack for a bit so you don't forget when you're supposed to come in, your dress doesn't fall apart, and you're able to answer dermot o leary's fairly straightforward questions. You do however deserve credit for thinking all the competitors are a bit shit, and obviously struggling to find a good word to say about them when asked.
I reckon Bobby Brown has been a bad influence on you.
All the best,
John and Edward.