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Abridged scripts for movies. My favourite is the Cloverfield one.
Opening lines to the Half Blood Prince one is great.
Ha! I summon Gaea’s Skyfolk, a 2/2 with flying.
Hmm. Okay, I’m going to cast Exclude, which counters your spell and lets lets me also draw a card. Oh! A Bloodfire Kavu! I summon him.
You can’t do that, you can’t summon until your turn, it’s still my turn.
No it’s not! I just did the counter spell!
That was an instant! God, now I remember why I hate playing with you! Fuck this!
CHRISTOPHER uses his WIZARD STICK to rip IAN MCKELLEN a BRAND NEW ASSHOLE.
The FELLOWSHIP walk across the mountains to make their way to MORDOR. This plan FAILS and they have to pursue another one.
The FELLOWSHIP walks around snow-covered mountains to make their way to MORDOR. This plan ALSO FAILS and they have to pursue another one.
The FELLOWSHIP walks through the mountains. This kind of works, so they keep going.
the Transformers one is fucking hilarious.
I think you may have built it up a little...