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nothing to do with pineapple hair
so, yeah. That kind of negates anything 'cool' he might do, as he is delusional...and not 'fun' delusional.
in that case
also holds the record for most copies of The FUGEE'S - Killing Me Softly owned in the world. (That was the song that knocked 3 Lions off number 1 - nothing to do with Gareth Southgate)
He's really not. He's a fucking Scientologist. By definition, they are terrible people.
and plays for the local club.
I've never seen him around town. How sad.
Who cares that he's a scientologist? Beck is a scientologist and he's the coolest motherfucker on the planet.
Scientologists are morons. All of them. Beck? Beck's not cool, he's a fucking Gen X poster boy who never left 1993.
But if we were at a party, he'd be setting out the crisps and Tizer and I'd be balling his girlfriend.
Beck and Jason Lee would be double penetrating your mum while L Ron Hubbard looks on with his hand down his pants.
what would happen is I'd bang his broad, take a sip of his whiskey, and shit a brick in his mouth. "FUCK YOU, BECK, SLACKER ICON BITCH" is what I'd say.