Someone I know has swine flu.
Instead of hiding away in her room, limiting the risk of spreading the disease, she is spending far too much time in the public domain looking for sympathy.
She thinks everyone around her should resign themselves to the fact they probably have it anyway.
She thinks she shouldn't have to be alone 'just because' she's got this highly contageous virus.
And if when she starts coughing, you leave the room, she gets highly offended.
If she was my girlfriend or sister or something, I'd be totally different. But she's not, so I really want to just wedge her bedroom door closed and wait until she stops being a disease carrier. Any tips on how I can force her to get the fck out of my general vicinity?