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Both of your tales please me. Carry on.
Was telling me that when he was hungover once he farted in bed. He wafted the sheets to give it a sniff. It was so bad he threw up instantly.
He told me it was most upsetting as he wasn't at all ill and his first instinct upon being covered in vomit was of course to get in the bath. But he was already there. Freaky shit. Incidentally, I once vomitted in the shower but it created much less of a crisis.
You should feel glad you have the kind of relationship with your dad that this story could even come up in conversation.
He just knew that I needed to know. He never taught me to shave or gave me the birds and the bees talk but why care when we can share vomit stories.
then when my friend went to use the toilet after me he immediately threw up. and had to stick his head down the toilet i had just desecrated, making him throw up harder.
it's even funnier if you know him.
3 pints may bring wisdom, but it sure as hell kills the fox
bit tired today.
also i had the most surreal cab ride last night.
Yes - the very least any person can expect from a birthday booze up is an odd incident on the way home. I demand you share.
"...after a night of drinking and celebration with friends for her 'milestone' birthday, our character hails down a black cab for her journey home. the cabbie then proceeded to correctly guess it was her birthday today, saying he could see 'an aura around you'. he then asked a series of questions about forests, drinking vessels and keys, that, based on our character's answers, this psychic cabbie could read her past, present and future. the fairly accurate 'reading' left our character slightly bewildered and, 10 minutes after they reached their destination, these 2 strangers shake hands and bid goodnight.
will our character ponder still what was said in her psychic cab ride? how will this affect her decisions in the future? stay tuned for the next episode..."
You were actually escorted back home in the back of a police van.
That is pretty mental.
But I think I prefer Meh's interpretation. It has more action.
although yes, i did wonder this morning whether i dreamt it.