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3 recurring issues I have with the wealthy area I have to walk through en route to work:
1. Is there some unwritten correlation between how expensive a car a person drives and how big a bellend they are? I usually get pavement rage on my average commute by people jumping lights, parking in yellow hatched areas, splashing water all over me...
But this morning I nearly actually kicked someone's motor. A woman, on crutches, was starting to cross the road. A guy in a Porsche, stuck in traffic, pulled over and blocked off the entire road despite not being able to go anywhere. And those lights are very short, so she had to endure a further wait. Prick...
2. What is it with wealth and hot women? It's wall-to-wall 30-something 'clunge' shopping and hanging out in coffee bars round this way. Until lunchtime, where they meet their rich, overweight, 60-something chaparones for a spot of dinner. Still, the upside of these (seemingly) shallow people is that either all their kids would appear to despise them, or else they end up at 70 with just a shitty little dog for company.
3. Lastly, while on the subject of dogs, WHY ON EARTH if you're going to go to the effort of picking up your dog's mess and put it in a tiny black bag, then just throw it back on the pavement???? There are bins / dog bins EVERYWHERE around here. Come on people, there are kids around here playing...
Thanks for letting me get those things off my chest. I'm actually in quite a good mood. And I don't hate all people. I just hate Chelsea.