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Thanks for everything
Thank you for that Runrig joke yesterday. It made me laugh slightly.
J Arthur Gowman III
My middle name is Thor, not Arthur.
Thanks for thanking me. I didn't intend to make you laugh: instead my intention was merely to trick that man into buying runrig albums. But I'm glad it had such a wonderfully slight side effect.
Thanks for your thanks for thanking me.
Have you considered a career in music promotion for Scottish bands? This may be your calling.
Derek D Cadd Esq
Thank you for your bullying. It has made me stronger in the long run. I laugh to hide the tears.
Jada Pinkett Smith.
Why haven't you thanked me for the present?
Fantastic Mr Fox
I thought you'd get the message that I don't really like dismembered chicken corpses left lying around willywilly111nilly. where's my post? I quite like Cerys Matthews actually
It was light hearted jest. You should get some thicker skin. Like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.
Yours in drum
James T Gritbins X
I'm not sure I understand the question.
Timothy Jones Hyphen Gash
I was re-enacting my favourite line of our favourite serial killer. Get some culture.
I P Freely
i am listening to Calvin Harris of my own accord. please dont hold it against me.
all the breast.
It's highly unlikely that he'll be able to hold it against you if it's currently occupying your turntable.
who on earth has a turntable at work? the answer is: me. in my last job.
Please stop allowing yourself to be nicknamed 'bamnmers'. It's confusing and hurtful to thin-headed midlanders.
Did you once bat at number 11 for Durham 3rds vs Cambridge University Old Boys Select in the summer of '54 on a wicket that provided turn to the finger spinners in the second innings?
Yours in willow
I C A Spiderinthebath
That's not your real name, is it, GOWMAN?
Damn, I've been found out.
Yours in abandon reply
You forgot to abandon that reply
Yours in pointing out the obvious
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the cockatrice?
Lucien 'The Hammer' Grobbelar
Why did you invent the cockatrice? I don't understand.
Cockatrice was also going to be the name for the blood elf racial mount, but due to the word's unfortunate coincidental similarity to a slang term, the name was changed to Hawkstrider.
Between Blizzard's tendency to put their own spin on myths and traditional fantasy — and the high elven love of grace and beauty — it's no mystery why these scaly monsters were reinvented for their new incarnation.
is that the one that looks like a deformed lionpeacock? it's a dickhead.
sir davo A
Go eat a lightly salted bag of dicks
Please fuck off.
All the best,
What's your opinion on the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?
COME ON! LET'S BE 'AVIN YOU!,
The best foozball supporters in the world
I've left my baked alaska in the oven a little too long. Can't talk now.
All the best for the future, say high to Efan Ekoku for me,
people are stealing your catchphrase.
Hope you are well. Have you ever eaten a celeriac?
Hope you are well. Good work. "Lol".
I trust this letter finds you in the rudest of health.
I thank you for your be-speechmarked lol. For your information, it now has pride of place on the mantelpiece above the coal fire at home.
Have you ever eaten out a celiac then?
Yours, ever-watching out,
Hope your well is fine. Re: mantelpiece. I would very much like to come round and kiss you full on the bumhole.
And no, I have never eat inside a cellar.
Yours whilst reading the news,
You used to fancy me when we did the news together, didn't you?
my middle name is peter.
cuddles and hand grenades
lobsters at south beach!
With increasing rental prices in city centres AND the huge rise in online fantasy gaming, I don't understand why they haven't gone under!
That guy who used to do the voiceover on the Generation Game in the 80s
I'm pretty sure we've done this joke before.
Royt H Fud
PS It's not even Friday, do some work.
Didn't you move into a cheaper room because you couldn't be arsed to get a full-time job? Your hypocrisy is sickening.
J. P. Mahon
Thank you for your letter, I play with it all the time.