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when i was a child my goal in life was to be gunged by a deranged black man
He phillips them good!
I dare you to roll the mouse over his face and not laugh. DARE YOU.
'Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean Dave Benson Phillips isn't after you.'
i love this guy
THIS SITE IS AMAZING, THE FACE, THE CHEEKY CHAPPY GRIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IIJM? should only ever be brought out for the big guns.
If you posted 'Is it just me or is Bruce Forsyth a massive cunt?' I'd
1. applaud you for an acceptable deployment of IIJM?
2. post in that thread 'shut your stupid mouth, Bruce Fosyth is a hero'
That was pretty good. That 90 year old man who still did swing dancing was really cool.
dissing bruceys jive was brilliant, insane moves he had bak in the day
He's going to do Latin American dancing, so watching him eye up those Latina huneez and chola girls will be must see TV.
i made up this really shitty joke, Q: what do you get if you cross eminem and elton john? A: limp bizkit. and to me it simply meant "lol eminem is rap and elton john is rock and limp bizkit is rap-rock lol".
so anyway, in the section where they were preparing the set and shit members of the audience were asked to tell jokes, so i told that. and davd benson phillips laughed and shook my hand because of it. i only realise now what it really means...
your telling me you touched him, im so jealous
1) Do you present Ready Steady Cook? No thats Ainsley Harriot
2) Are you married to Dawn French? No, thats Lenny Henry, i often get mistake for him