A mate of mine, have known him years, anytime I read his updates I just think what a fuckin' cunt.
Firstly they're really long, going into far too much detail.
Secondly he always drops so many names, and places he's at.
Thirdly he comes across as such a pompous twat.
Finally he has fuckin' shit spelling.
I may have to delete him, we're not that close anymore.
Or I could just get on with my life, hide his updates and stop whinging.