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fairy liquid ad on telly reminded me of this punchline to a 'joke' but I can't remember the joke itself. Any takers?
Man goes into restaurant, and orders squid.
Waiter asks him to pick the one he wants from the tank.
He chooses a green one with a hairy lip.
Waiter tries to convince him to change his mind, that particular one is a favourite of the staff, and has been there years.
Waiter get the chef to come over and kill it.
The chef (Gervaise) refuses, and runs off crying.
Waiter asks the dish washer, a German called Hans to do the dirty deed.
He too cries off.
Waiter goes back to the customer and says.
Sorry sir, but Hans that does dishes is as soft as Gervaise with my Green Hairy Lip squid.
Good effort, it's definitely better than my non existant joke which google seems to think is just a t-shirt design. What a muppet I am. Google, officially better than DiS for some things.
just remember that.