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Would you :
a) press charges?
b) MTFU and start pummeling?
c) Both of the above (and is that possible)?
ask why you did it. I'd eventually tire of your response (because lets face it there could be no justification for such violence without provocation) and walk away, calmly.
I had a conversation yesterday about this..
and no one answered a)
I think I would. But it's interesting how no one will go for a)
it's brilliant when people ask why. almost makes me want to side with the attacker.
shut my eyes and flail at you
Kiss kiss bang bang, lights out my son.
A million times b)
So rarely does life offer you the oppotunity to hand out a guilt free beating. Embrace it.
I'd probably do nothing and then think later on about how I should've flailed to my hearts content
had a plastic cup full of coke thrown in his face once in a chipper. he just sat there and did nothing. reckoned it was the right way to react
usually stops any more trouble. If you hit them back it's asking for trouble and I mean real trouble like a proper head kicking or them pulling out a knife on you, a cup full of coke to the face doesn't look so bad now, huh?
prepare to be squinty for the next month x
I'd pay for it
i'd watch out ferdie.
also i have her drawings of your logos if you want to meet up sometime.
I'd go b) in the name of self-defence then hand you over to the old bill
I did get attacked without provocation a few weeks ago, a group of gypsys came up to us and asked for a cigarette, my mate obliged and everything seemed cool until one of the group thought I'd called this guy a dickhead (he clearly was a bit of a dickhead but I didn't say anything and everybody in my group confirmed that I didn't say anything). He got angry went up to me and smacked me over the head with a bottle, he also punched me in the shoulder. This knocked me to the floor so I got up as quickly as possible and legged it, there was blood pouring from my ear and I needed 5 stiches.
If you'd been confronted by a group of gypsys and one of them bottled you, would you fight back or run? Anyone who says the former is a grade A moron, you'd probably be dead right now.
How do you know if the person who's hit you is dangerous? How do you know if they're carrying a knife? You don't. Be safe, don't fight back. I hate violence at the best of times but this is for your own safety, it's not about ethics.
Anybody who mentions pride or how you should stick up for yourself is clearly a cunt and probably deserved to be smacked.
If you behave with reckless enough abandon during the fight, they'll soon realize they're in way over their heads and back off.
and one of them has been on the sauce and is clearly a bit of a psycho?
you know when someone is really dangerous. most people are fair game though
I'd wrest their knife away and stab them in the fucking mouth with it. Probably fill an empty Ribena carton up with their blood, too, just so I could drink it in front of their genetically fucked up children. Take that, Pikey Child, I would say. Take that, indeed.
Irish gypos - you don't mess with them. even if you take them, you'll have the family after you. these lads fight with machetes, not fists
of seeing their tribal leader's blood being drunk by moi would freak them out. They'd probably appoint me as their new fucking god, or something. I'd keep them afraid by pretending my clipper lighter was actually part of me, and I could make flames with my hands.
No doubt I'd eventually screw it up, but I'd have a good two or three year run.
It's not just about me either, they'll probably be after my family and my mates, everyone.
One of them did have an Irish accent but the others didn't.
I guess so but it doesn't mean he isn't dangerous, he could well be carrying a knife or something, who knows?
i mean beyond the ones in Snatch... the ones near us look like scrawny little sods in the main.
think nothing of whipping out a machete. i'm not exaggerating.
Sincerely. I've been driven to the brink of murder several times in my 21 years. A combination of luck and self-control has helped me avoid a lengthy spell on the chain gang.
For instance, a few years ago in college we went into town to take a few drinks. Up comes this beefcake hooligan with more penis than brain. He pushed my friend and demanded bus fare. I set upon him, rabid, relentlessly pummeling Mr 'Cake until his face was so much pulped matter. The bouncers at first let it happen because they didn't like us and thought this chav fuck would win easily. When I kicked the fuck out of the chav they were all set to call the police.
I broke his nose, knocked quite a few of his teeth out and bit his ear so hard it nearly came off. I also produced a wonderful "FRACK!" kind of sound when I karate chopped his Adam's apple. He was coughing blood so I must have really fucking knackered something in there.
I'm not really a good fighter, but I'm pretty tough and fairly psychotic when appropriately provoked.
I'm a lot calmer now, but I wouldn't hesitate to hurt you. I think I'd be quite capable of murder if it was out in the country, away from the attentions of others.
including and not limited to explaining, in detail, what he would do to the girls who were with us.
YOu sound mental.
you would definately have a broken nose and probably some ribs too to be honest.
This here is a MAN'S thread.
i just wanted to congratulate chris is cool on his fine use of language. the thread's tipped into homoeroticism with his and your posts and i'm very excited by it.
what would you give me for a kick in the balls?
just release the anger out....last time i was in a proper fight (in India) it was two people on the beach at night and I gave one a lovely hit to the jaw and the other one to the sternem (not that it connected all too well) and i ran......
but in daylight and in this country especially i wouldn't hesitate and have been in fights before.....on the rugby pitch and at military school
was "I will annihilate you in combat". He said this in an uber calm voice, and it was the most scared I've ever been for someone else's safety.
i'm weak as fuck. i'd also not try to press charges cos the police are fucking useless. my mate got smacked in the face by a chav with no provocation, we knew exactly who he was but the police said they could do nothing about it. cunts.
"be you man or apparition, have pity on me"
works every time
that rabbit character. Lets all calm down and have a cup of tea and talk about it yeah ?
If i was a gypsy I'd probably bottle half of you for being dickheads.