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I'm bored and need some proper mint banter to get me through the next few hours.
Can we have a round of MONKEY BABY please?
my brain hurts at the end of a busy weekend and I am well tired. You got a case of the sunday night blues?
Topic of conversation; what new topics would you like to hear bluesmen sing about? Would it be good to hear a modern day Robert Johnson singing about the Sunday Night Blues? Or the Post Office Queue blues? Can you sing about stuff like that without it being a lame parody?
It annoys me at least once a week. Upload a 7 minute blues track about it RIGHT NOW.
That song sounds lovely, can I be in the video? I want to be Paul.
I slept on a stupidly hard floor last night with minimal padding, so tonight there's only so long I'll be able to stay awake for.
I'm sure this will be VERY disappointing for you Jook, I could've made this special.
surely nobody wants to see that.
And don't call me Shirley.
if I did it naked
if I did it whilst freestyle raping about washing
if I did it in a dress
if I did it with shirley
Do the last three but don't be naked, nobody needs that.
increase (do it in a see through dress)
We went for a walk in the park this afternoon. Doesn't look like going anywhere, really, but it was fun all the same.
There's some goss.
It's called snogging, GAWD.
(I've wanted to say that for ages - not cos I find you annoying, cos I feel I've moved up in the DiS hierarchy)
You're my new fave.
steadily since fishy pasta happened at 8. The missus has just gone to bed. There are 4 more beers left in the fridge.
I'm heavily invested here.
It's a Sunday. Bad things will happen.
the kind of talk that killed the nightshift.
and not rushed it in a month. I might start from the beginning again soon.
in order (and so we look uber cliquey and snooty) what's your favourite,
2) food... erm place
No chavs, pretty relaxed, decent quizzes and a barmaid who I fancy but can't quite work out why.
3. The newsagents next to the Schooner. It's like the only shop I ever use in Corby.
The Corbay Cafay would have won but it's closed now, boo, hiss.
got family ties with the ex-serviceman's though. depressing place if it's not something where my friends are at.
2) the rafferty's on occupation, or KFC. (cheating, i know)
3) i have to agree, the newsagent's next to the schooner is amazing. the guy that owns it is the nicest guy ever. used to buy my comics from there back in the day.
but then I'm a Celtic fan and WE'RE NOT WELCOME THERE.
2. Rafferty's is amazing, that wins it for me hands down. And KFC obvs. How could I forget Rafferty's?
3. He's a legend, I used to buy lads mags in there when I was 15/16 and we had some proper mint banter. Now I buy Kinder Eggs and he calls me a child.
2. battered haggis. Nothing else to say.
3. He ID's people for energy drinks. It's very funny watching 13 year old chavs being turned away from buying relentless or something.
I'm a disgrace to Corby, I know.
What school did you go to? I'm bound to know you in some way, I reckon it's two degress of seperation in Corby at the most.
why do i only get attention from women in long term relationships? Am i some sort of sad bastard eunuch, or is it the almost deadly levels of sexual pheremones floating around my boday that stop women from conversing with me until they're suitably protected by their puny, irritating boyfriends. I fink der latter
that's a start. Go to a traffic light party and wear AMBER, it's a sure-fire hit with the ladies.
i feel really bad about it now
I've got hurt feelings...
4 years- 3 years of banal posts with occassional quick witted jibes, 1 year of mega-spam with terrible jokes
can't beat a bad pun
i used wine as a mixer with gin last night, still suffering.
tomorrow i'm going to do a food shop, what shall i get?
and cashew nuts.
and RYAN GIGGS was there.
I swooned, and mumbled a half-hearted hello and shook his hand.
He was with some epic bellends though.
which pub was this?
Standard sunday night wankers in there.
Was at the Shabaaz(sp) earlier though, which you'll no doubt have frequented?
I sure have. Well, 'frequented' would be a little strong. My Dad got a ladybird in his rice from there once. True story.
It was my first time, the only time I'd ever been in there before was 10 years ago when a mate went in to ask for a job, but was told they don't employ "whiteys".
DON'T EVER GROW UP.
also, China Express >>>> Golden Wok amirite?
Although the 'wok does a mean crispy duck.
Girl behind wok2go counter > > > all other Boozetown Chinese takeaway staff.
OH MAN. Just remembered. The wok2go delivery girl? Orange Focus ST, head to toe in tats. Oh man.
A girl from my school year used to work there, dunno if she still does. Next time I'm in town I need to update myself on the local takeaway staff. Also, I want Marco Polo back.
Need to stop spending money in there:
"Nah, delivery please."
"You live 30 seconds away, sir."
"Yup, I do. Delivery, please."
Ha! The Marco Polo, the only source of employment for <16 year olds, pretty much EVERYONE worked there at some point. Friendly fat bastard didn't like me though, used to steal his mints when collecting wages.
The Basin though? Too much change.
we had CONNECTIONS with the owner so he used to give us loads of free stuff, which was nice. The Basin looks expensive. Anyway, sleep calls...
come and hang out with us classy fellas, leave behind the hairy knuckled mongoloids that populate Salford. I guess he feels more at home there huh
it is amusing enough i just got in.
well i ate a large dominoes pizza to myself then we went to the student pub thing and it was karaoke and it was really just so funny and we watched people muller hakuna matata.
then i drank three pints of lager and then i felt really full, but i have this chesty cough left from freshers flu.
so i started coughing on the way home and then i was sick literally gallons all over my new penny loafers and also my friends shoes.
and then the boys walked past it and texted us saying 'omg did you see that huge pile of sick' and then they heard us laughing and worked out it was one of us.
so she outed me as the sicker. it was literally everywhere, was so so disgusting.
i wasn't listening. Anyway, have a nice time at that thing you were talking about. Or something
my karaoke song is Kiss by Prince
Or The Winner Take It All by Abba and What I Like About You by The Romantics/Ramones
god douchebag. i poured my heart out and you didn't even listen :(:(
i did miss this, i am not currently doing anything just sitting in the dark with my friends deciding what we are going to watch after spaceballs was a failure