- The comments section underneath Empire movie reviews. Why does every fucking contributor act as though they're giving the official review of the film?

"Oh dear, Pixar seems to have the lost the plot. What should have been a wonderful experience turned into basically a boring movie, with some brief flashes of brilliance (all of which you can watch on the trailer). I knew it was a bad omen when the traditional animated short at the start of the film didn't have me laughing.

UP has nothing to capture kids attention on a sustained basis. Old people getting older, old people dying, old people moaning, you get the picture. The sound was far too quiet as well, good kids films have plenty of noise to keep them engaged not French music and uninteresting dialogue.
The film also lacked pace as well meaning that you had to wait too long for the uninspired action sequences.
My recommendation; don't bother, especially with under 5's who will quickly become bored with the film and drawn out plot. The 3D version might be more enjoyable but I doubt it..."

Just say whether or not you fucking like it, you mong.

- Facebook (had to reactivate my account because my phone's broken):

***** ***** cnt believe she engaged at only 21!! is tha happiest girl in the world!! :)

******* **** is packing for the amsterdam trip! then onto LA! hooray!

****** ********** is feelin pretty hungover. only the beautiful outback sunset is helping the pain:P can't wait to start work here tomorrow! asif i'm living in australia now!

OKAY, I GET IT, GOD, MY LIFE IS SHIT AND THEIR LIVES ARE BRILLIANT.

FUCK. OFF.

- Youtube comments. I'm watching a clip about wolf cubs in Alaska and by mistake I scroll down. Here's what was there:

SARAH PALIN IS MILF

ur a faggot if u dnt fink we shud hunt wolves y dnt u go suck a wolves cock if u lyk dem so mch

dude america is d grestest cuntry in the world even the cummunist admit tht nw

FUCK U U FUCKING FAGGOT I BET U SUCK UR DAD'S SOCK