I'm just looking at my legs and thinking: I bloody hate being bluey-white. Yeah, it's good if you're a heroin addict and need to find a vein pronto, but in terms of being a bluey white person who isn't an addict, it's shit. You have to wear tights or be humiliated by your pale legs if you're a man. Also, every single scar you ever have is there in your face, and of the face of anyone who gets close enough to see too. Yuk.

I'd like to be Japanese. I'm sure their veins don't show as much. And they have better food.

MASSIVE GENERALISATION.

Now you. If you could switch race/culture/colour, what would your choice be?