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Ive only had 2 (very orange) and thats something to be proud of as I usually piss like a French porn star
I didn't need that many, I just do it to pass the time between lessons.
I've had two poos as well, which is unusual
too much boozing last night.
Night time is the worst. It pours out of me like Prescotts ruptured stomach ulcer. And yes...very orange...is that anything to worry about?
Because my room is downstairs, I've started using a 2 litre Coke bottle as my cathater bag. I empty is every morning when I go to have a shower. My housemates must think I'm recycling apple juice.
But it's better than pissing out the window onto the bikes and gnomes.
we had a cuppa in his back yard. So instead of going up one flight of stairs, he wazzed in the drain at 2 in the afternoon. Nice.
The only thing I have had to eat in the past 5 days was a tiny chicken breast on Sunday, so that didnt help. Just fluids all week as my appetite has disappeared off the planet.
This past week I've consumed more units of alcohol then I did all summer. That's probably what's done it.
Six/seven is the daily average, right?
I need a wee now, so this figure could have changed by the time you're reading this, FACT FANS.
have to pee again now though
Oh, God, is there something wrong with me?
I think I'm quite dehydrated though...as well as all the other shit that's wrong with me...