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I'm the only person here at my place of work. Even the admin staff aren't here... What's going on?
There's still no-one here. I'm so lonely and confused :(
They accidentally left you behind. Expect the wet bandits to arrive anytime soon - better prepare some paint pots on string, loose floorboards and other keerazy weapons while you're waiting.
Rusty nail on the stairs!
Super-heated door knob!
Imma booby-trap the hell out of this place!
or you came in late and they had all been let go
How can I take advantage of being in an empty office?
definitely spank it
I could check the M&S lingerie collection. It's a legitimate website to be browsing at work right? I *could* be buying lingerie for a loved one.
look at pictures of their loved ones