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the very table where I eat my dinner.
Pretty disturbing for a Wednesday morning, yes?
I felt like crying.
more's the pity
you are amazing
You fantastic human.
i went in to give him some flu tablets and there he was full of snot desperately trying to do up his jeans .. i did knock like
i usually catch him turning over the TV in the livingroom late on with a pillow on his lap.
and on saturday night they had a party and i was in bed, his room is next to mine and he was laughing and shouting YEAH MAN, I REALLY LOVE PORN' because his buddy had obviously sat down at his computer and seen something.
big detached house, garden, few livingrooms and toilets. cant wait tbh :)
No way! All that stuff I hear about Ireland isnt true then?
'Oooooh, I'm a naughty girl. I left my secret toy on the table AGAIN. Please don't get angry with me and storm into my room wielding it in a frenzied manner...'
"girl clubbed to death with own vibrator" the agony and the ecstasy indeed...
Kurt Vonnegut's sexy directors cut