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Cherish them. Both of mine are dead. Well, my dad’s not dead, but in a home, so good as...
you live with with your dead parents?
Gareth: All farmers have wives.
Tim: This one doesn't, he's gay.
Gareth: Well, then, he shouldn't be allowed near animals should he?
he was convinced there was a Japanese sniper on the roof of Debenhams.
If I was starving I could. I'd make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you'd be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times