you'd find things to talk about other than the little one, right?

I mean, it's not hard? The recession, biscuits, what was on TV, do birds have teeth...

SO WHY CAN'T THE PEOPLE I KNOW DO THIS?

Seriously, in a matter of days I will have about 12 people I haven't blocked on the Goddamn thing due to unnecessarily sickly parental hourly updates. And 3 of those will likely be DiS folk.