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always has been, always will be
But my dad was angry with someone at the weekend and called him a Welk. I laughed for 10 minutes.
Oh for the love of...
King of all the non-swears
i need to start using more non-swears otherwise my daughter's first word is going to get me into trouble...
Balls is also a recent favourite.
I'm scottish, there is no such thing as swearing it is all just words.
real answer: Bollocks.
is another. also douchbag
as in 'taking the poodles'
YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER TOOL
codswallop, balls, queerburt. However, my favourite term at the moment is 'snivelling coprophile'.
(also, brilliantly, Portugal's reserve keeper for the last 17 international tournaments)