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but end up knocking a kid over in the chucklewagon and have to smash her teeth in with a hammer and cut her up and bury her in the woods
put him off the scent of the dead child ?
great lighting in that bit, the mis-en-scene was faultless
and attracts unwanted attention from a 55 year old gay trucker.
but they've stupidly left a bucket of water at the top of the stairs.
the daft pair! :-D
Chuckle Brother is a sex pest
KIDDIES’ TV star Barry Chuckle (the skinny older one) was branded a sleazy rat yesterday for trying to bed the mum of two young fans.
The married grandad, 60 — one half of the famous Chuckle Brothers — bombarded attractive Sally Williams with lurid emails.
Housewife Sally, 37, also told how he KISSED her as she sat in his car, put his hand up her SKIRT — and BEGGED her to spend nights with him in a hotel.
The starstruck mum, who admits she fell for his charms, said: “I must have been insane.
“We never had full sex. But I was stupid, naive and idiotic. He’s a slimebag and a sleazeball who could have wrecked my life.”
One email from the wrinkly comic — real name Barry Elliott — told how he wanted to “lick, suck and caress” her.
Another drooled: “Even though you won’t have your underwear on for long I’m looking forward to seeing it and removing it slowly and sexily, you gorgeous little thing.
The “fling” was nipped in the bud when Sally's husband Ron, 40, found one of the emails.
He stormed: “I want people to know what Barry Chuckle is really like.”
Barry — wed to Ann for 35 years — yesterday admitted sending “fruity” emails and meeting Sally at the services. But he insisted: “Nothing happened.”
and he starts removing Paul's organs when he's asleep to sell on ebay. Sandi Toksvig guest stars as his dealer.
and keeps scaring the other one, and then they're in a forest and one of them sees the other in the gorilla costume, except then the actual brother shows up and it turns out its a REAL GORILLA
Episode was called ' Loch Aye'
and then falls out straight away, and it's so obviously a dummy being thrown out of the tree. Had me in tears, amazing.
I expect it would also have had mr smythe pronounced smith in it.
Elliott Fucko and Fucko Fucko, the Chuckle Brothers
and still didn't really get it. Too many 'brothers'
Chuckle Brothers star Paul Elliott doesn't have much to laugh about after a motorbike smash.
The children's TV favourite was injured when he fell off his bike during a family holiday on the Greek island of Kefalonia yesterday.
Paul and brother Barry are the stars of BBC1 show Chuckle Vision.
The 59-year-old suffered a broken nose plus cuts and bruises to both legs - and his Chuckle vision has been hampered by a black eye.
To make matters worse, a passing group of British tourists stopped at the scene of the accident.
But instead of helping him out, they starting shouting the Chuckle Brothers' famous catchphrase: "To me, to you."
Paul explained: "I was feeling like Marlon Brando in the film The Wild Ones when suddenly I took this blind and steep curve in the road.
"To my horror, a shepherd steering goats down the steep road had the goats all over the place. I knew if I didn't break and swerve, I would have gone into them.
"As I braked I lost control and I'm not sure exactly what happened. The next thing I knew, I was on the floor with the motorbike on top of me."
A friend of the star said: "Paul's main embarrassment was when a group of British tourists recognised him. As he was struggling to get the bike off him, he heard chants of 'To me, to you' followed by laughter."
I find this funny for some sick reason