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i was put off them both by a lardy letchy lad i knew who wore a calvin and hobbes t-shirt for an entire semester.
i would however do sarah brown
seems like a decent sort.
and i'd say they get levi roots to kiss each normal M&M....and because they taste like trop-choc heaven.
whats your favourite landscape? favourite animal?
does your favourite animals presence on your favourite landscape increase or decrease your love of either?
good pair. they both make each other better.
then it would be big spoon
i don't actually know where it is though. you know what i mean?...it's inbetween those two fleshy cushions somewhere, but, i'm not sure i could find it at the first attempt.
one with one of them
i especially like it with 'fat' as the preceeding word
on a related point, twat to me seems worse than cunt. there is no good in twat. awful word.
I ask as a fellow Michael_W
fact: at one point the two houses following ours on my road had surnames in this order
wheel...her....down a...hill. mental. absolutely mental. they've moved now. shame.
And what's more, on the phone, people often think I'm saying Wheeler. If it's not an important call or if it's someone I won't speak to ever again, I don't bother to correct them.
that means when you speak to someone hard of hearing you literally transform into me.
you wana be mates?
fancy coming over for a cup of tea?
Bring your own biscuits though, I haven't been shopping in a while.
i couldn't find my mum.
Nice surname by the way.
and the answer would be 'only when there are no reading materials to hand'.
if there's a poo, there's a page. that's my motto.
or an asian girl.
or many white girls.
How much is all my stuff worth?
Describe your favourite trousers.
they were my life for five years....i only ever wore black trousers. but now i've discovered black 501's and i have a new mistrss.
if i am to partake in a toruser though, i favour a 60's cut. slim to the leg and finishing just above the shoe. like the beatles when they were still good.
it just started and now it wont stop. it happens just about enough subconsciously to be a wanky affectation. and i don't actually do it that much. but no....i dunno why
you'll nurse some weather-beaten, tobacco stained manc musician back to life and he'll write a song about the healing powers of your loving touch. and your ace rack. maybe even a dedication in the liner notes, who knows. i'd give it a year or two.