Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
When your own mates start inviting your younger brother to places instead of you
when you have to move back home at 21 while your friends are off living with their girlfriends, moving to teach in China, living in New York, living in France and generally being much better at life than you.
if you're mates are inviting your YOUNGER brother out, that just shows theyre as childish as him. think of youre younger brother now. of course you love him to bits, but he's a bit of an idiot, right? so if youre mates invite him, well, fuck, their loss, innit pal?
something like that. anyway, look at this motherfucker of a salamander
ohhhh shit, look at his freaky orange ass, you know he can use that big forehead for radar and shit? and that his tongue doubles as a fucking HARPOON? not only that, hec an regenerate lost limbs. did i mention theyre 6 feet long? yeah, you do NOT want to mess with this motherfucker.
also, exploding testicles http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/30/30-strangest-animal-mating-habits/
so do cheer up