I'm in a small room in a bunker underground. I can't get signal on my phone. My landline hasn't been set up yet because the IT folk just don't give a fuck about people. Everyone else - and this is the God's honest truth - has gone to a party for the afternoon.
This is the kind of social isolation that drives people to constant Facebook and Twitter updates, isn't it?
Please suggest interesting things for me to look at until I can leave for the weekend, please.