Boards
Marina Hyde comments on Simon Cowell's letter to his younger self.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2009/oct/02/simon-cowell-x-factor
Brilliant:
"OK," concedes Simon eventually, "it is true that no one is ever going to publish a book called Simon Cowell, My Struggle."
I might, just for the laugh of seeing the German edition.