Boards
Some observations (things-you've-seen-centric):
- Neighbor's cat keeps sneaking into my garden and trying to rip open the bin bags. I've already spoken to the neighbor but it keeps happening. Should I lay some poison bait?
- The bakers across the road is emitting a smell like a dead baby covered in glazed vomit.
- My tooth is aching.
- There's a crack in the ceiling.
- How come my computer calendar keeps going out of sync by a day?
Your turn!