- Neighbor's cat keeps sneaking into my garden and trying to rip open the bin bags. I've already spoken to the neighbor but it keeps happening. Should I lay some poison bait?

- The bakers across the road is emitting a smell like a dead baby covered in glazed vomit.

- My tooth is aching.

- There's a crack in the ceiling.

- How come my computer calendar keeps going out of sync by a day?

Your turn!