'hi...can i move in yet?'

'i tell you what, i'll just get the person dealing with the property and i'll get them to call you back'

(next day)

'hi, i'm just returning the call from yesturday, i was expecting a call back'

'oh yes, what property is it?...oh yes, i'll get her to call you back'

(ten minutes later)

'oh hi...yes, i was hoping to move in saturday actually, you've had my details for a while now'

'right...let me just check everything...i can't promise you anything...i'll call you back in half an hour'

BUT THAT WAS TWO HOURS AGO WASN'T IT YOU SIMMERING SLITHER OF SHIT

JUST LET ME IN......LET ME IIIINNNNNNNN

(p.s. the best track to listen to whilst waiting for a return call from a letting agent is spiders by Wilco. ta. )