Could hear some voices downstairs before but I knew nobody was in so I shit myself a bit then decided to walk down to see what it was. Could hear some mumbling coming from the kitchen so I walked in and then realised it was an onion. He was talking mainly about Big Break and kept pretending to be John Virgo, it was pretty funny cos you could tell he was getting visibly irate about the fact that he didn't have a waistcoat to top the impersonation off. I laughed at him and he started crying

"Lmao, taste of your own medicine!" I chuckled.

"Fuck off. You are a wanker and I hate you." He replied.