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what do you do?
Maybe I WILL! He wouldnt like that would he?
Why do I always forget the end of 'your' and type 'me' instead of 'my'? Always.
VEXING. It's like someone washes and shrinks my words.
"what load are you doing?"
i have no idea why i am writing this.
rare in tartan, apparently
I dunno, you tight fuck
"should i lose the jacket?"
"no, burn it. if you lose it, you might find it again"
deep-fry your friend
I don't think that's a problem anymore. Unless you're still going to wear it.
the theroy still applies.
Only someone called Roy could wear a tartan cardigan.
Helen of T Roy
has holland got the highest amount of roys in its population?
*could be worded better.
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from the sixties. i was so upset, then gave it to a little girl i babysit for and resented her everytime she wore it.
i've been wearing a tartan scarf this whole time. looks like the jokes on you.
better get Och-ing
like, 'och aye the noo' just means 'oh yes now', which is why nobody says that because it doesn't realy make sense.
write a letter to his parents pretending to be him saying "I have ran away to Scunthorpe to beez happy, don't try to find me or I will killz myself" and don't release him until he has knitted you an exact replica plus a spare incase he shrinks it again
this is clearly your only option as you live in Edinburgh where there is no other tartan to placate you, ffs
but some LGBT dude was talking over me :(
tell them they're not allowed to go out with you and your family anymore that evening, ignore them for three days and then soon after say you're moving out. EVEN THOUGH I ASKED IF IT WAS OK TO PUT IT IN THE WASHER AND YOU SAID YES AND THEN LATER DENIED EVER HAVING THE CONVERSATION.
Though, perhaps there was a deeper issue than a shrunken jumper here...but it's extremely unlikely, erm, right?
Sorry about that.