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fuck off, stupid bitch.
if only i lived in manchester...
as well as a human fountain and a steel drum band playing Joy Division.
So, dream realised.
they kept it quiet from her, you see.
The drums were awesome, the rest, not so.
and a phone company is involved.
he ALSO goes into HYDE-ING.....
More annoying is the guy who says "I'd phone my nan and thank her for all the presents she's sent me that I haven't phoned to say thanks for lol" and his girlfriend who is like "Hahahahahah - this guy! So-o-o-o funny! I sleep with him lol".
Yes, very funny. Would it still be funny if you phoned and found out she'd been dead for years? Didn't think so.
so the only reason you'd phone your gran to thank her for presents if it was free? what a cheapskate fucking cunt.
then he wouldn't have any excuse
I have infinite free texts. I don't want 'to start a revolution'.
The gayest thing I do with them is send Office quotes or Al Pacino prank quotes like "SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS."
also, i don't get this right. surely if you have to top up by £15 a month, that isn't 'free texts for life'. what if you stop paying £15 a month, do you still get texts and not calls? Me no comprende.
"GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY BITCH" if you don't top up.
"sup bitch, you muthafucker owe us some dough. you don't come up with the cash by tomorra? we'll have a nasty surprise waitin fo yo'*
*can't do accents, even in text form
somebody would start a revolution. any why you would need infinite texts for it?
surely you wouldn't conduct the whole revolution by text. you'd have to just text a couple of your friends like 'hey, lets start a revolution! let's do something amazing!!!' and they'd be like 'fuck off, cunt' and then you'd type in random numbers to see how many people you could find and induct to your revolution and then the number not found woman would be all like 'fuck off, cunt' and then you'd probably just use the internet because it's free anyway and probably a lot easier to start a revolution on.
that's just a flashmob innit. the internet invented that like, forever ago.
to find the people who took part in those ads, and describe to them the exact nagging, septic pain in the lower body their performance inspired in me
'Soz m8 no kloo lol'
'K kl thx neway'
but the cause would be just, as I'm sure 2,999,990 people would agree.
i had heard some funny things about the north, but boy, this one takes the biscuit.
to have a mobile these days, or do you just have to be a bit gullible to give someone £15 a month for something that is free?
never gets old. I HATE THEM ALL SO MUCH!!!1!!!11!!!1