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i'd like stories that make me smile and or laugh
so was she.
Think we were at John Brainlove's house.
That's about all I remember.
and she made the miscalculation of allowing me.
We've been maintaining that system for a while now.
we were lying on a blanket under the stars around the back of my 6th form leavers do in 2003, slightly tipsy on wine, but drunk on luurrvee. Were going off to Asia for 10 months on nov 8th. should be fun
I went for a quick peck, she gave me a song. WHATASLAG!!1
but I did once kiss a girl in Margate while on holiday.
I was 7.
savouring the eyeballs. It was a whirlwind romance
asked permission ''can i kiss you'' i thought that was really sweet. And to be fair it was one of the nicest kisses ive ever had. 10/10..
awkward kisses are horrible, i dont think ive had that many but when you are trying to concentrate on declothing kissing can sometimes get awkward lol if anyone knows what i mean.
which bit is familiar? the can i kiss you or awkward undressing? lol
I've not been the same boy since.
That's some fine work there chum. You're like a magnet, and she's iron filings
It was outside Popstarz, shortly after I'd thrown up (I've said it before and I'll say it again- Jagermeister is BAD). It was a sort of date that had gone on for longer than expected and went extremely well. I asked him if I could kiss him. He said yes. We kissed. Lovely.
i wanted to kiss her but instead i threw up....however like wayne said 'if you hurl and she bails it was never ment to be' so second date she comes round tickles me and i kiss her... this is the short version :)
and broke my heart, not dated since but (2 years) but now feel ready to again
I turned up so stoned i could hardly speak (yeah smooth) and almost didn't go as i was so wasted, after a few hours of trying to make conversation with people I went up to her and said 'right, i'm off, sorry for being such an stoned idiot.' she smiled and told me to stay, i said i had to go before i passed out, she then just pulled me close and kissed me, 'please stay.' I stayed!
I awoke up on her bed with her and about 4 other folk all passed out and about 10 people on her bedroom floor, i made my way out tiptoeing over everyone so as not to wake them. She text me the next day saying she had found my jumper, we made an arrangement to meet up for a glass of wine and i have been seeing her ever since. I am leaving for New York in 2 days to go see her and i am so fucking excited i could burst.
We were sat outside in her garden with a few of her friends (we'd met for the first time properly that day after a brief meeting at a gig), and we'd just rolled in my birthday at midnight and gone out for a smoke. Wasn't enough chairs so she sat on my knee and kept on sharing cigarettes with me and putting them in my mouth for me. She then just leaned over and kissed me.
She left me a bit ago, all very depressing.
ended up back at mine with a couple of mates who passed out, we were arguing about how i hated piercings and that i bet her lip ring made kissing rubbish, that asked her to prove it. CHEESE.
I think this is actually the least pleasant thread in the history of Drowned in Sound. Always manages to impress* you, somehow.
Not really the point though, is it?
other than posting ginger-hate as israel-isreal
I'd been wanting to ask her out for ages, but I hadn't gathered the courage to do so until one night we were out at a bar with a load of friends.
After many hours of drinking several of them gave me a motivational teamtalk, and then I downed a load of whisky and went for it.
We'd been conversing through letters and visits but never quite found the right moment to kiss, it was always difficult, with lots of people around, who seemed to watching our every move.
Things came to a head when she said her time in this place was coming to an end; she'd exhausted every avenue and all possibilities.
Just before she turned away, I ducked in for the briefest of kisses, before she walked away. I knew then I would never see her again. Her last injection was lethal.
DEATH ROW CHICKS ARE HOTT!!!11
one i mostly forgot
one he thought was a dream
and then the 'offial' first kiss.
we first kissed the weekend after the weekend i decided i fancied him a bit, we were at a club somewhere in camden (i think) and some guy was coming onto me, i was quite merry and confident so i grabbed steve and i told him to kiss me to pretend he was my boyfriend.
i was told about this the next day.
me- "have you kissed a DiSer before?"
him - "yeah just one"
me - "HAHA WHO?!?!??!"
him- "you, last night"
awkward silence while i died of embarassment
second time was that night -sunday morning, while we were on my duvet/bed i'd made int he sitting room.
we were both wasted and half asleep.
at architecture in helsinki gig at hoxton bar and grill, after a shy picnic we gradually got more tispy and pretty flirty i leaned up at some point during the gig, he made it difficult by being too tall and then thinking i was trying to say something in his ear, i evetually managed to navigate myself to his lips then cheesily and awkwardly said into his ear "you cvan do that whenver you like"
im well smooth
my mate has gone off with your mate so I suppose we could just do the same type thing
I leaned in close, and, tucking a stray strand of blonde hair behind her left ear, lightly pressed my lips to the side of her cheek and whispered 'Love me like a reptile'
and we got on really well. I got her number and was really excited about meeting her again. We met up and went to the park and just walked around talking. She was scared of wasps so i appointed myself as her bodyguard/wasp swatter.
We ended up sat on a bench away from pretty much everyone and the next thing i know she's kissing me.
This was about 3 years ago now :(
Gave her a snog in the car park as we parted. Been together just over a year now.
Moral of the story: TopGolf gets you laid.
i'm not gonna share, but some of these are quite funny/sweet
gave her some real ale and some chips, it started snowing outside,
(actually, she's a classy lady so it was just BISH)
being the Batman-style euphemisms for all the multiple blows to the head needed to subdue her enough for a game of pass the peppermint
no need to boast
pretty much the first time we met
next time, if i ever meet anyone ever again, i'd like to be a bit more sober. does that ever happen, sober first date snogging?
'dates' have always involved getting drunk to avoid awkwardness, so any snogging is automatically drunken...
We'd been drinking around that neck of the woods and i'd maybe had lots of aftershocks. We necked for ages, i think i tried to cop a feel, she told me to not be so hasty, then her and her mates left. Me and my mate stayed on, demanded the dj play hotel yorba then decided it would be a good idea to walk back from camden to stratford. We stocked up on a slice of pizza each and a bottle of lucozade between us for the trip. We'd gone about an hour when it was decided that obtaining some porn was probably a good idea. We couldn't find anywhere that was selling the stuff so we eventually got a cab.
Oh, and i'm still with the lady.
you should come out with me and Craig Foley sometime, you'd fit right in.
and look at the chicks with tattoos whilst listening to Papa Roach?
we could maybe pop into chasers for a sly one and maybe a cheeky brawl...
a wonderful, moving account of young love.
And it's ALL thanks to Fosters!
I helped pick her up and she wandered off. Didn't see her for about half an hour, when suddenly she came up to me and asked me if I still thought she was cool. My immediate response was, 'still?' (unbeknownst to me, she'd been stalking me for a while - impressive stealth for a slightly clumsy 6ft+ blonde), and then 'yeah'. Then the Flaming Lips came on and we danced and we kissed.
rush hour. lovely stuff.
Then we went to chicken cottage and I got on her bus even though it didn't technically go to where I needed to go. Then I hung round boring her until all her friends went inside and I could make my move.
I said something like "I'd like to do something, but I'm not sure if it's appropriate" and she said "Well, maybe you should do it anyway". And then I kissed her. Although until this day I wish I'd grabbed her ears, blown up my cheeks and blown out air going "POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB"
Then I got a cab home and played World of Warcraft for 17 hours
but more in the form: "is that the night that Sarah couldn't escape Sophia until she allowed her to face rape her?"
he looked at me sheepishly, cluthing a CD close to his body.
He gazed over at me, 'Checking out the rack?', said I.
'Ummm....errrr....I don't usually come in here, actually it's my first time. I was supposed to be meeting a friend here', said he.
I smiled coquettishly, 'What's that in your hands? The Very Best of Crowded House, hey?'. 'It's not what you think....I'm holding it for a friend, I was actually looking for the new Negative Ketchup Dispensers label sampler on turquoise vinyl ......I swear!'. 'It's okay brightonb, you don't need to hide who you are in this city, you can be out and proud!'......and with that he got the wrong idea and slipped his tongue into my mouth.
and a mutual friend told her (unsubtlely and loud enough for me to hear) "just kiss him" and accompanied it with an equally unsubtle and somewhat forceful push in my direction...
I maintain that it was my awesome chat about lighthouses earlier in the evening that really sealed the deal though...
Sebastien from The Little Mermaid?
alcopop fuelled smooch at a horrible party at a stick floored local rugby club many years ago. After we kissed I felt awkward so to break the tension I said 'that's the stuff' and she laughed in my face. We're getting married in January.
or should everyone continue?
and as we did so we let go all the masses of black lace taffetta that we had salvaged from a skip, so it was like a fairytale, we stood there for a long time till we were disturbed by my flatmate coming back with two junkies, so we went upstairs and slept together.
I was so caught up that i didnt phone into work to say i wasnt coming in the next day and so i lost my job
I had spent three years in unrequited love with this girl, during that time we became really close friends then she moved away.I went to visit her one evening and then went homea bit sad.I was awoken in the middle of the night by a text from her asking if I liked her, I told her how a felt and she said she felt the same and that I should have told her sooner.The next morning I was afraid to check my phone incase I had dreamed the whole thing but I hadn't.She came back a couple of days latter to get her stuff and I was going to drive her back to her new place.I spent all day at work with a nervous/excited feeling then went round to her house.I knew we would be alone there but I wasnt sure what was going to happen or what any of this meant.I stood nervously in her door way until she let me in, she was very smiley but we didn't talk about the texts, there was a strange but nice awkwardness. We gathered her things and as we were ready to leave standing in her hallway, I asked if I could hug her, she said yes so I did. I told her how I felt again and then before I knew it she was kissing me. It took me by suprise I paniced and stopped, I told her I had never kissed anyone before, I was worried I was doing it wrong, she just smiled and carried on kissing me.We stayed there like that for an hour until our knees hurt and then I drove her to her new home. The whole thing ended very badly, it turned out to be a rebound from a very unresolved relationship, but as moments go it was perfect.
This thread has made me both cry with laughter and feel a bit sad.
What the fuck are you all doing to me?
we can tell them all about our first kiss someday.
I think we should do everything but.
You WILL let me kiss you goddamn it.
We were standing among the low-hanging branches of a tree in the garden. In retrospect, we probably weren't as inconspicuous as I thought at the time.
the Spanish Armada 2: let's get silly.
Silver moon's sparkling...
Went to a gig with her... we both got pretty drunk but were clearly both a tad on the shy side... not a lot of spark going on but plenty of pleasant conversation and a few laughs.
We went outside for a cigarette late on. I was contemplating how it wasn't going as well as I'd hoped and that I'd no doubt be tubing it home on my own soon enough. All of a sudden her eyes glazed across with sexual fury and she fucking POUNCED on me and we kissed rampantly for ages, and ages, and ages...
We then went back to mine and had MASSIVE SEX.
It's a trend which has continued going on for 2 years later.
I asked her out for a drink, but she said that she couldn't because she had to meet a friend. I took it as a knock back, and went out in my hometown to get drunk. I was successful in my quest, and was soon drunk enough to be talking loudly about Discworld, and Elliot smith. She then called me and said that she'd seen her friend, and thought that it would be nice to meet up. I met her, and then spent about two hours trying not to say much, and being embarrassed about being so drunk. Then when outside we had a little kiss, and she said 'My sister said that you'd try to snog me', which was a fair cop really. Then we went home and ate pizza.
It's a good story.
then had a good morning kiss and went off to see stone henge the day before summer solstice \m/
getting better nick ;)
four of us went as the seasons. we lost winter and autumn early on, he was painted bright yellow and looked a bit like bart simpson and i still had bits of yellow paint in my hair for days afterwards
We're still together. Don't ask me how.
A happy rabbit :)
Twas about a month or so ago.
... very drunk (apart from the driver) drive down, curry, everyone else gone to bed, gets a bit cold on the sofa, out comes the blanket, on goes the liplock.
Now she is scheduled to be my wife.
"Will you marry me?"
"Yah I'll just go ahead and see if i can pencil you into my schedule sometime"
getting closer the whole night, then when she went to go home, she sat down on the arm of my chair and quickly kissed me on the lips. That was a year and 6 weeks ago :)
but the one with a bit of a story to it i guess, all the others are pretty boring.
in a bar, just talking about music and all of sudden she's like "why did you even ask me out? are you just trying to fuck with me or something? why is someone like you even bothering with me?" i was quite taken aback by this but she seemed almost upset. So i lunged in and kissed her like a hero. she chilled out then, it was all good.
where girls get angry at you because they think that for you to lavish any sort of attention on them it must be part of some larger insidious scheme and nothing to do with you finding them appealing, all because you're so bloody handsome.
you're like dorian grey or summit.
she may well have just been a good actress and fishing for me to make a move. I was probably boring her with my comparisons of Wire and Gang Of Four so she just threw that whole act in there to shut me up.
but I could tell you about the first kiss I had with someone else's current girlfriend. But, nah, I won't.
people who sound like massive creepy nerds -
people who could be me -
I wouldn't admit that meths could be me.
Always had a soft spot for her.
She split up with her boyfriend and we started hanging out again.
I wasnt sure if she felt the same way.
She came round one Sunday evening, we watched See No Evil, Hear No Evil.
Got a bit 'cuddly'.
As she was leaving I stopped her at the door, and kissed her.
I was worried she'd freak out and we'd never speak again.
Turns out she'd liked me for as long as I'd liked her.
We'll have been together for 3 months this week, its going well.