according to radio 4 this morning you're in the national capital for cycling. hows that working out?

still getting mown down on the road by drivers who pay no attention to fellow road users and assume they have some divine right to do as they please despite the fact they'd probably fail if forced to retake their driving test?

still having pedestrians fuming at you when you try not to be killed by traffic by sneaking onto the pavement for five minutes to avoid some anarchic roundabout chaos?