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How is everyone doing ? All 79 of you...
i only got up at 9pm. then ate a huge bowl of rice and some cereal and now feel really jetlagged. how are you weco?
name names, don't mess about
did you go to thingy?
there's a load of people in my lounge its appalling they're all happy and screeching.
they better nick right off soon or I'm gonna go APE
HEY! I thought you were in the big CLS?
and I didn't want to go alone they proper suffocate me with love/ it borders on too much at times.
depressing eh? :(
because me and my sister were in the pub watching the newcastle match like a couple o' lesbians until 9 ish
i turned up some shit and shine earlier loud enough that i could feel it in my face. like, my cheekbones and teeth and holy shit it was awesome.
now my ears feel like theres hot water in them. not so awesome. but listenign to sunny sundae smile ep, so it balances out at awesome still.
how are YOU doing?
i think i might be fixed. so long as i manage to get to sleep in the next 3/4 hours.
would it be weird to take my dead grannies bed?
she had a lovely bed and i don't have one, so it would make sense for me to have hers. although i'm not sure i'd be able to get over the fact that my grannie used to sleep in it. and it would smell of old person for ages.
we might as well try bring it back. it can always go to the tip once we're here. idk why i feel odd about it. i don't think she ever had sex with my grandad on it or anything.
The first daughter turns to him and says "Dad, why did you name me Rose?"
The man turns to her and replies "When you were born, a rose petal blew in the window and landed on your head, so we named you Rose."
The second daughter turns to him and asks "Dad, why did you name me Daisy?"
So the man turns to her and replies "When you were born, a daisy blew in the window and landed on your head, so we named you Daisy."
The third daughter turns to him and says "MURFGLEFLARGH!"
"Shut up, Cinderblock."
It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.
The old lady thinks "I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him"
The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him"
The Frenchman thinks "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me"
The Englishman thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that French cunt again."
I'm alright. It's my last day of work tomorrow before I start uni. I have to go work at an event, with children. I'm a bit scared, they might try and happy slap me and they've probably all got swine flu.