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I'd make it look like foul play was at...um...play, so that my worst enemy would get arrested.
Seriously, don't kill yourself. I'm pretty sure this is a joke, but still...don't kill yourself.
I was just looking for a website which collected suicide notes for some light-hearted, Friday evening reading and stumbled across this. "Avoid cliché's - Filling your note with phrases like "Goodbye cruel world" and "no one understands me" will make your note feel less like your thoughts and more like a form letter. Too many cliché's and it can look like you are just going through the motions or that you are leaving a note because you feel that you should, but without having anything to say. If you want to say something but it sounds too cliché, try to re-word it a little."
to guide them through writing their own suicide note, the world will probably be a better place without them.
It's pretty depressing.
it really is thee most depressing book ever. and the analaysis sections are the worst. like
- it was later found out that julies husband was having an affair after all
the quality of £1 bookshops in bham has gone totally downhilllllllll
although why I thought it would make for stimulating reading, I'm not so sure now.
I'd suggest writing it just before you make your attempt. If you write it a few days before and someone finds it somehow, it can be really embarrassing. So write it, check it over, then kill yourself. Cheers.
"...or worse, it could reach someone before you can go though with it."
"There is a reason it's called a suicide note and not a novel." Jesus, Tolstoy, get to the freakin' point.