No thread yet so why not.

Pretty decent last night, I'm glad the strangely attractive woman got though though I would have preferred the chubby black haired fella to get through with her instead it was some man called Bryce. I've yet to decide how I really feel about that name.

They had to cook 3 courses for the critics. Two of the critics were different from the usual ones, Peter Griffin and the horrible woman being replaced by some annoying fringe from the Independent who was wearing too many strange rings and some little bald fella. I quite like Jay Rayner though, seems a nice enough chap.

Can't remember what they cooked or in some cases undercooked.

I'm also like Michel Roux Jnr, seems a lovely bloke too and very encouraging. He looks very rodenty though, but it works.