My favourite Football story ever

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/8274016.stm

Elsewhere, there's some games tomorrow and Sunday as usual come the weekend.

Arsene isn't going to retire.

Harewood is set for a loan move to Newcastle United.

Sven feels 'let down' by big Sol.

Phil Jagielka is raided at home by thieves with knives and stuff.

Jason Euell receives an apology from Stoke for racist abuse in their Carling Cup tie.

Walter Smith has been given a 4 match touchline ban by the powers that be in Scotland.

Ronnie Moore is the new old Rotherham boss.

Hull's chairman slams the fans who are getting on Phil Brown's back. Expect him to be sacked before October's out.

FA Cup weekend means there's lots of money to be made on the betting. Kingstonian were 2/1 to beat Hendon yesterday. Considering they ditched us 3-0 a couple of weeks ago and are unbeaten since that's decent value. My accumulator this weekend includes Telford to beat Pegasus, Chelmsford to beat Enfield (1893), Bromley to beat Flackwell Heath, Eastleigh to beat Witney, Dover to beat East Preston and Maidstone to beat Harefield. Along with a couple of cricket bets I could be £35 better off this time Monday.